farfrompaid:

imsoshive:

when you looking at your bank transactions like

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"what the fuck did i spent $50 on at walmart?"

the realest post on tumblr.

(via wolfwhittemore)

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kinky-saint:

rock10zxa:

manafromheaven:

werewolfloves:

squigglydigg:

vvankinq:

teamrocketing:

i was looking up chicken noises to annoy my sister and now i can’t breathe

IM CRYINGG

I STARTED PLAYING THIS IN THE CAR AND MY ENTIRE FAMILY TOLD ME TO “TURN IT OFF HAILEY” WITHOUT MISSING A BEAT

ITS 2 AM AND I AM DYING

EVERYTHING HURTS

this is literally what i’ve set up as my alarm for school

How can I teach my chickens to sing???

(via perksofbeingmorrissey)

sarcastic-and-irritable:

diggly:

batmanisagatewaydrug:

thumbtackjuicyfruitspork:

You know when a fast angry song comes on that you know every word to and you’re in just the right mood that your eyes light up with the fire and angst of a thousand punk rockers and you just feel so alive

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is that an example of the emotion or the song

Yes

(via secretlivesofrowers)

xplosivediarrhea:

imagine how much power you’d have if you woke up with a clear face and perfect hair every day

(via -everdeen)

roboticdreams:

robot friend who very diligently wakes you up every day after exactly 8 hours of sleep because you should be fully recharged by now and they are bored and miss you and want you to be awake and do stuff with them

(via knights-of-summer)

refridgerator:

my netflix wasn’t working so i called the netflix dude and after he fixed it he said let’s try it out and see if it worked so we watched an hour long movie together and idk i think it was a date 

(via heydumbdumbs)

shoatgeep:

he is drowning
shoatgeep:

he is drowning
shoatgeep:

he is drowning
invisiblebullets:

So, I watched Pushing Daisies…
invisiblebullets:

So, I watched Pushing Daisies…
invisiblebullets:

So, I watched Pushing Daisies…
invisiblebullets:

So, I watched Pushing Daisies…
invisiblebullets:

So, I watched Pushing Daisies…
invisiblebullets:

So, I watched Pushing Daisies…
invisiblebullets:

So, I watched Pushing Daisies…
invisiblebullets:

So, I watched Pushing Daisies…
invisiblebullets:

So, I watched Pushing Daisies…

invisiblebullets:

So, I watched Pushing Daisies

(via lalalalovely)

overlypolitebisexual:

"if you were polite and nice with your activism we’d listen" no you wouldn’t you fucking liars

(via tinydragongina)

deadtrash:

"thats not very lady-like of you"

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(via tinydragongina)