where's your pippin now, bitch

don't worry your pretty little face or your hot little body

i have to go to the visiting student’s office to change a course but I DON’T WANT TO GO

ruinedbabe:

Next time I start to develop a crush on someone please just punch me in the face instead

spookyspatula:

This is the most Apple thing I’ve ever seen

samdesantis:

a friendly reminder:
don’t hang out with people that make you feel bad about yourself

❝ The floor is lava! ❞

- Everyone, Pompeii, 79 A.D. (via thisisthedroidyouarelookingfor)

why have a turkey burger if you could have a beef one why for real WHY

holdthebones:

whatwouldyoudoifthedoctor:

deathpup:

what happens if u put a werewolf on the moon is a great question probably the best question ever asked

he’ll explode and die because there’s no oxygen on the moon

We never said we’d send him up without a suit you absolute monster

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